Movie reviews
Every movie review we've ever written in one list. We promise the reviews aren't nearly as terrible as the movies were.
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The Invasion
Reviewed by David on August 19, 2007
Would you like some vomit with your tea?
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The Simpsons Movie
Reviewed by David on August 03, 2007
You are the five people I'll meet in Hell!
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Reviewed by David on July 13, 2007
Don't call me Nymphodora!
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Ratatouille
Reviewed by David on July 08, 2007
Even the very small and furry need to eat.
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300
Reviewed by David on March 13, 2007
Do you think my hunchback is sexy?
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The Number 23
Reviewed by David on February 25, 2007
1 + 22 = 23. Won't you come and count with me?
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Reviewed by David on November 04, 2006
It nice!
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Snakes on a Plane
Reviewed by David on August 20, 2006
The snake stole my baby!
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Superman Returns
Reviewed by David on July 10, 2006
Want to play with my train set?
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X-Men: The Last Stand
Reviewed by Brenna on June 27, 2006
"Enveloped in a cocoon of telekinetic energy."
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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Reviewed by Brenna on June 21, 2006
Hold on while I doc out in my 5.0.
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The Omen
Reviewed by Brenna on June 11, 2006
They're all scared.
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Stay Alive
Reviewed by Brenna on June 11, 2006
All hail the rumble pack of death!
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The Da Vinci Code
Reviewed by David on June 09, 2006
Ooh, anagrams! Anyone for Scrabble?