David
Member since June 04, 2006
Website: foldsy.com
Reviews
The Invasion
The Invasion revolves around bulimic zombie-humans infected with an alien virus, wreaking havoc on society. The virus, delivered to Earth on a NASA space shuttle, does nothing more than turn oth...
The Simpsons Movie
After nearly 20 years of The Simpsons, it's almost impossible for a film adaptation of the series to live up to expectations. For some reason the writers are compelled to up the ante and put the...
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
As truly horrible as the first four Potter movies were, you might expect that the fifth installment would be at least marginally better. You would be wrong. Indeed, the movie starts out in a prom...
Ratatouille
Anyone can cook. So claims famous chef Gusteau in his best-selling cookbook. He may not have thought that even a rodent could cook haute cuisine when he wrote it, but his ghost accompanies Remy...
300
300 details an epic battle between a small band of Spartan soldiers--exactly 300 of them--and an invading Persian army of hundreds of thousands strong. Fortunately for the Spartans, the Persians...
The Number 23
Dog-catcher Walter Sparrow's life takes a turn for the mathematical after he receives a strange novel for his birthday. The book mirrors his past in uncanny ways and leads Sparrow (Jim Carrey) to ...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Borat Sagdiyev: Kazakh television reporter, misogynist, anti-Semite, and surprisingly lovable guy. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan follows the...
Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane effectively combines our two greatest fears: public restrooms and being bitten on the genitals by venomous snakes. Of the many things you could say about Snakes on a Plane, it...
Superman Returns
Lex Luther, criminal mastermind and model train enthusiast, was given five years to develop a nefarious plan for world domination in Superman's absence. Apparently, the best he could come up with ...
The Da Vinci Code
You know you're in for a thrill ride of a film when the opening scenes involve a renowned symbologist (played by Tom Hanks) solving anagrams in order to escape from a Louvre men's room. Sadly, the ...
Comments
Mutants
Is there any other kind of mutant? I thought they were all violent and disfigured. Maybe that's just a harsh stereotype.
The review is posted
Well, it wasn't nearly as bad as Battlefield Earth but it was bad. Very bad. Click the "read the review" link at the top of this page to get the full report of this movie mess.
Not sure this is Earth worthy
Comparing a movie to Battlefield Earth is the single worst thing you can say about it. That's a pretty harsh statement considering you haven't seen the movie. Now I'm almost forced to see X-Men...